comedy

The Lula Belle

Harris Tobias — Sun, 19 Apr 2020 13:05:30 +0000

The story of the brave ship Lula Belle. How she weathered a terrible storm and brought her crew safely home. A rolicking rhyming adventure on the high seas.You’ll enjoy reading this jolly nautical poem over and over again.

Average: 4.5 (2 votes)

Pages:

Intermediate (6 to 9)

Language:

English

ISBN:

978-1-943314-27-0

Casita Press

Authored by Harris Tobias Illustrated by Janet King

Categories:

Action Adventure, Bed Time, Cars, Trucks & Planes, Imagination, Poetry

Features:

Illustrations

Keywords:

sailing, adventure, storms, comedy, ship, wooden ship

https://www.amazon.com/Lula-Belle-adventure-high-seas-ebook/dp/B086JDKKQR/ref=sr_1_2

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Funny Jokes for kids

judjah — Tue, 25 Feb 2020 01:58:05 +0000

Do you often wonder what a ghost's nose is full of, or what a snowman eats for lunch? You don't? But does it keep you up at night trying to figure out how to make an octopus laugh? No? Not that either? Come on! I'm pretty sure that a lot of people think about this stuff! I know I do! Does that make me weird? It does? Well, just in case these extremely critical questions start popping up in your extraordinary brain, "Funny Jokes for Kids" is ready with the answers. From Knock-Knock jokes to Scary jokes, and lots of other jokes in between, this book will fill you with giggles from your head to your toes. And don't forget to share these funnies with your friends. They'll fall off their chairs laughing! Uh, I don't really want to see your friends falling off their chairs, so maybe you should have them sitting on the floor when you tell them a joke. Yeah, that's better. Later, alligator!

Average: 4.5 (2 votes)

Pages:

Intermediate (6 to 9)

Language:

English

ISBN:

B0851GS6CT

Amazon

Eileen Morris

Categories:

Animals & Creatures, Boys, Educational, Family & Friends, Girls

Features:

Illustrations

Keywords:

cows, frogs, comedy, ducks, dinosaurs, ghosts, scary, funny, funny books for kids, fish

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0851MYYGW/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0

Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move? Answer: N-R-G (energy)What starts with an “E”, ends with an “E” and is full of letters? Answer: An envelope!What begins with a “T”, ends with a “T” and is filled with “T”? Answer: A teapot!What letters did the girl say when she saw the empty bottle? Answer: O-I-C-U-R-M-T!Which letters are surprised? Answer: O-G (Oh, gee)!Which letters are jealous? Answer: N-V (envy)Which letter is all wet? Answer: The “C”! (sea)What happens once in a minute, twice in a “moment, but never in a thousand years? Answer: The letter “M”!How do you make a witch itch? Answer: Take away the “w”!If “T” is having a tea party and all the other letters of the alphabet were invited, which would be late? Answer: U-V-W-X-Y and Z. They all come after “T” (tea)!What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Answer: IncorrectlyWhich word uses only 3 letters, but is longer than “bat”? Answer: “Banana”!What has 4 eyes but can’t see? Answer: Mississippi!Name a 10 letter word that starts with gas? Answer: Automobile!Which letter can you find on your face? Answer: An “I” (eye)!What has more letters than the alphabet? Answer: The post office!What is in the middle of nowhere? Answer: The letter “h”! Why do people love cats? Answer: Because they are purr-fect!What does a cat do when it gets mad? Answer: It has a HISSY fit!What is the cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!What do baby cats wear? Answer: Dia-purrs.What is the cat’s favorite game? Answer: Mew-sical chairs.How do cats end a fight? Answer: They HISS and make up!What do cats call their grandfather? Answer: GrandPAWWhat is the cat’s favorite TV show? Answer: The evening MEWS?What is a cat’s favorite school subject? Answer: Hiss-tory.Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Answer: Because she wanted to be a first-aid KIT. What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn? Answer: She had mittens!What did the cat say when she lost her money? Answer: I’m PAW (poor)!What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? Answer: An ESKIMEWWhy are cats such good singers? Answer: Because they’re very MEWSICAL (musical).Why is the cat so grumpy? Answer: Because he’s in a bad MEWD (mood)!Why did the cat run from the tree? Answer: Because it was afraid of the bark.Where do cats hang their paintings? Answer: In the art mew-seum.What does a cow like to do at a campfire? Answer: Roast Moosmallows!What is a cow’s favorite board game? Answer: Moo-nopoly!What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Answer: Hare in you milk!What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow? Answer: Cockadoodlemoo!Where do milk shakes come from? Answer: Nervous cows!What happens when a cow stops shaving? Answer: He grows a moo-stache!What do cows like to read? Answer: Moospapers!Why did the cow cross the road? Answer: To get to the “udder” side!Why do cows like being told jokes? Answer: They like to be a-moo-sed!What do cows blow up at their parties? Answer: Bull-oons!What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer!What do you call a grumpy cow? Answer: Moo-dy!How do farmers count their cows? Answer: They use a cow-culator!Where do some cows live? Answer: In Moo York!Why is the barn so noisy? Answer: All the cows have horns!What do cows like to dance to? Answer: Moo-sic! Where do dinosaurs shop? Answer: At the dino-store.Why does a dinosaur take a bath? Answer: To become ex-stinked!What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? Answer: A Tyranno-ChorusWhat do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Answer: Strawberry jam!What do you call it when a dinosaur slides into home plate? Answer: A dino-SCORE. What happened when the dinosaur took the train home? Answer: She had to bring it back.What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo? Answer: A Tricera-HOPS!What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Answer: Her shadow!Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house? Answer: Any kind. A house can’t jump!What do dinosaurs have that no other animals ever have? Answer: Baby dinosaurs!What does a dinosaur use to build his house? Answer: A Dino-SAWWhich dinosaur sleeps all day? Answer: The dino-SNORE!What makes more noise than a dinosaur? Answer: Two dinosaurs!What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Answer: Out of the way!Where do dinosaurs like to go on vacation? Answer: To the dino-SHORE!

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Time For Dinner

topthatpub — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:03:30 +0000

‘Yum, yum,’ said Fly. ‘I do love dinner time!’ It’s time for dinner and all of the animals are very hungry! But, with the cat looking hungrily at the bird, the bird looking hungrily at the spider, and the spider looking hungrily at the fly, will anyone have dinner at all? This humorous picture storybook with a comic twist is bound to amuse new and emerging readers time and time again!

Average: 4.6 (11 votes)

Pages:

Beginner (1 to 6)

Language:

English

ISBN:

978-1-84956-552-3

Top That Publishing

June Morley

Categories:

Animals & Creatures, Educational, Food, Mother Nature

Features:

Illustrations

Keywords:

fly, spider, comedy, cat, dinner

http://www.topthatpublishing.com/title

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Simon And The Solar System

DerektheGhost — Tue, 10 May 2011 15:39:58 +0000

It's Dr. Seuss in outer space as a friendly alien named Neil Newton takes young Simon Beck on a hilarious, hair-raising tour of the solar system to help him prepare for his astronomy test.

Average: 5 (3 votes)

Pages:

Intermediate (6 to 9)

Language:

English

ISBN:

978-1453898925

Scary School

Mary Gutflelsch, Derek Kent

Categories:

Action Adventure, Boys, Educational

Features:

Illustrations

Keywords:

learning, funny, comedy, fun, school, space, test, derek the ghost, planets, rockets

http://www.ScarySchool.com

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My First Picture Joke Book

ShooRayner — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:33:02 +0000

All children love a joke book, and what better way to start than with this highly entertaining picture book? Wonderful, witty illustrations combine with clever wordplay to stimulate a young audience - especially to laughter. Find out more about Shoo Rayner and all his books at www.shoorayner.com

Average: 4.2 (13 votes)

Pages:

Beginner (1 to 6)

Language:

English

Shoo Rayner

Categories:

Boys, Family & Friends, Girls

Features:

Illustrations

Keywords:

animals, joke, jokes, funny, shoo rayner, riddles, laugh, comedy